Not taking any chances
I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much
this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks
fucking staff, what are you even
She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.
2014 is half over and
- -i lost no weight
- -didn’t learn anything
- -haven’t made an effort to save money
- -still ugly
wouldn’t it be funny if in like fifty years someone made a movie about leonardo dicaprio and the actor that played him won an oscar
A Chemistry teacher.
Shut the fuck up
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck
did you eat your parents
How about you mind your own business