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i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 


obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian


trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first


buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later


holysheerios:

holysheerios:

teddysfotos:

i just

I’m so sorry

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME


sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked


hellotailor:

mrv3000:

i’ve probably reblogged this multiple times but by god i’ll do it again.


transparent-alice:

her hair and lips change to the color of your blog

transparent-alice:

her hair and lips change to the color of your blog


buttharrybutt:

buttharrybutt:

i lost my mood ring

i dont know how i feel about this


alexsteeles:

"your generation is too reliant on technology" my grandpa says. "no YOUR generation is too reliant on technology" i retort, pulling the plug on his life support to further prove my point.


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